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Excuses - Script
« on: November 21, 2012, 07:41:10 PM »
INSURANCE EXCUSES
These are all true reasons people used on insurance forms in the UK. Although amusing, you may need to be a little sensitive with these

- Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have
- I thought my window was down but I found it was up when I put my head through it
- The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him
- In an attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telegraph pole
- I had been driving for around 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident
- The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention
- An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished
- The pedestrian had no idea which way to run so I ran over him

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