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Love - Script

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Love - Script
« on: November 21, 2012, 07:53:34 PM »
The word means so many different things. For some it's romantic, for some it's a load of rubbish, or stuff just for girls, for others it means sex and for some it means the love or care shown to them by others. So what is love?

Funny Dating Adverts and Facts
"Young farmer with 100 acres would be pleased to hear from young lady with tractor. Please send photograph of tractor." - Advertisement in Evesham Admag, 1977.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, Call (xxx) xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.
Note: The ad above turned out to be an adoption offer for a black labrador retriever 8 week female from the Atlanta humane Society. It had 15,000 calls from men all over the country!!!!

Love Assembly Script 1

Funny Valentine Messages
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the
sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell".

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

Love Assembly Script 2

Aim: to understand that love is more important than anything else

1 You’ll need some cymbals. Ask some children in advance to play the parts of these superheroes. Try to have an article of costume for them – a mask, a cape or swimming trunks over trousers or similar.

2 This morning we’ve got some very special visitors – I’ve managed to book five superheroes to visit our school today and I’d like you to give them a really warm welcome. First of all we have… (as each hero enters, crash the cymbals together noisily)

Mr Incredible – he’s so strong he can burst through solid walls
Elastigirl – she can stretch in any direction
Alex Ryder – he may only be 14 but he’s a hero in the Secret Service
Batman – he’s amazing in his Batmobile
Superman – he can save the planet from any danger
Spiderman – he can climb walls with his bare hands and throw webs round the most terrifying crook
And Joe Smith. (sound derisive) Joe Smith? What can you do, Joe? Can you burst through walls like Mr Incredible? Can you stretch like Elastigirl? Etc etc, with Joe shaking his head sadly to each question.
Oh dear oh dear, I think you’ve come to the wrong assembly, Joe. Because we’re only interested in superheroes – people who are brilliant at things. Because they’re the only ones who matter!

Love Assembly Stories
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