Assembly Tips - Mr Gove delivers boring assembly! - "Needs improvement"

AssemblyTube is trying to promote interesting school assemblies.

Here is an example from Michael Gove of how not to take assembly.
If you have ideas for Mr Gove on how he could improve his assembly performance, please reply below.
(No rude words allowed please.)
Areas for improvement:
Delivery
Tone
Interest
Subject Matter - content - level
Interaction with audience
Pace
Visual aids
Variety

(Don't be too hard. He isn't supposed to know much about education, he's a newspaper hack. Oops ... you say he tells teachers how to teach? He's in charge of the whole education system for the country? He will close your school if you underperform! OMG!)